To the General Public

redbullandcupcakebatter:

clio-nav:

Recent security flaws have, unfortunately, led to the release of some flawed and highly biased information about the Corporation, our aims, and ways in which we may be countered. We would like to take this opportunity to set the record straight.

Our mission: Contrary to reports you may have heard, we are not an evil entity bent on taking over the world. Our interests are primarily scientific and historical in nature. We aim to better understand humanity and the world around us, and to make use of that knowledge to better human existence.

Our operations: We have no intention of harming anyone. We observe those individuals who have potential as ClioNav employees, and then recruit those who pass our rigorous screening process. Our employees enjoy privileges no other company can offer, and experience things beyond the span of the human imagination. 

Our weaknesses: We have none. You may have been informed that wearing or possessing silver will magically ward us off. To that, all we can say is that we are not lycanthropes. We see everything, hear everything, and can control anything. Even you. Please do not try to interfere in our affairs, or the relationship between the Corporation and yourself may suffer.   

Don’t listen to them! They kidnap you from your timeline and drop you in whatever timestream they want you to research for their own nefarious purposes!

Don’t let them take you!

AHH CAITLIN BE CAREFUL. I don’t want them to do anything to you!! D: