February 2012
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riseuplikeangels:
Prompt: “John goes out on a date.”
Given by: iamaprincessallgirlsare
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Decapitation. Death seemingly instantaneously. In reality, fifteen to twenty seconds before consciousness actually fades. Yes. There we go. Alibi, suspect’s alibi; compare? No, not as airtight as the jury had made it out to be.
Text Lestrade. Clueless bastard. But necessary. Gives me cases. Need those....
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mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
putmedownpunk:
in my headcanon, Cooper didn’t realise that Kurt wasn’t a touchy-feely kinda guy until he had his arms around him already.
Kurt went rigid, just a little, with surprise - but he let Cooper hug him, because he didn’t have much choice. when Coop let go, he watched Kurt for a moment, studied him over coffee while they talked.
and then he made up his mind.
he didn’t do it often,...
I laugh so much more when people aren’t around, apparently.
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
Watchbrittanalove:
confettistan:
blainecolfer:
Remember this?
This put me in the most incredible mood. If RIB were smart, they’d put more singing for no other reason than to have fun moments in the show.
they still sing for no reason, except it’s mostly Blaine doing it which apparently is only dumb
this is how the Glee club accctually sounds like
So true.
other days (anderbros) pg-13
putmedownpunk:
i had to write this because it wouldn’t leave me alone. it’s literally the silliest thing, i just couldn’t keep it in.
Kurt meets Cooper, and finds out just how red Blaine can go.
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What time is it? GIVEAWAY TIME
muchacha11:
Hi everybody!
SO I have some drawings piling up. AGAIN. So I would love to get rid of some drawings, and I thought….what better way than to just give ‘em to my lovely Tumblr friends? Maybe it will cheer some people up during this NASTY LONG HIATUS.
So here’s the dealio. Winners of this giveaway (There will be five different winners) will get to have let’s say…up to three drawings...
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mcfeegle:
joshishollywood:
I mean really, the CGI bird flew into the fountain willingly
If you have a problem with that, tell it to Darwinism
If it’s just a CGI bird than that’s not so bad.
But I do not accept Darwinism as an excuse for anything. Ever.
Sorry to bring my not-finding-animal-cruelty-funny into your joke about chocolate, Tumblr.
truth. i actually feel sick whenever i see...
joshishollywood:
I mean really, the CGI bird flew into the fountain willingly
If you have a problem with that, tell it to Darwinism
putmedownpunk:
i just started laughing violently again because do you remember when Blaine was going to be “Blair”? and Jeremiah was “Sebastian” and then he was “Flint”?
what if RIB decide to troll the hell out of fandom and change Cooper’s name at the last minute, and then they’d be like
wait
you thought we actually named him
Cooper. Anderson.
To the General Public
redbullandcupcakebatter:
clio-nav:
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Our mission: Contrary to reports you may have heard, we are not an evil entity bent on taking over the world. Our...
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joshishollywood:
the next tumblr staff post is just going to read
“homestucks u next”
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spookyclaire:
“Coo?” Fourteen year old Cooper Anderson glanced up from the book he was reading. Currently he was sitting up in bed, back against the headboard, reading Macbeth for his English class. It was late, 11 pm, and the little brother at his door should have been asleep hours ago.
“B? What are you doing up?”
The door creaked open more, and the curly haired four year old stepped half into...
Tumblr Staff: A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs →
joshishollywood:
isaacpostsnothing:
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech,…
Tumblr just became lame. Like, facebook and...
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i may have linked someone on facebook to this blog bc there were two matt smith posts on it that he really did need to see, so just in case I thought I should make some things clear (and introduce myself because I never really did that)
Hi, I’m Aditi. I’m pretty young (but apparently very old for my age). I probably think you’re pretty cool.
I fangirl. A lot. I also swear more...
“I once had a flirtatious relationship with a stack of hay, but that was kind of...”
– Tootsie Noodles MegaGirl (via cumberbang)
